Genre: Entertainment
Format: Soft Cover, 324 Pages
Author: Douglas Sarine & Kent Nichols
Language: English Language
Release: Three Rivers Press
Availability : Stocking Item - Usually Ships Within 24-48 Hours Unless Backordered
DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA
Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path. After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die–probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five years, all those who bravely take up this text and follow the tenets and trials laid out within will die knowing they were as ninja as they possibly could’ve been.
Remember: People do not take the Path, the Path takes people.
